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  • I’m filthy, I’m hungry, I’m fed up to the teeth. I’m very revolutionary – I haven’t washed in weeks. (Bonzo Dog Doo-dah Band, Busted)
  • Hens love roosters (Simpsons – Everybody loves Ned Flanders)
  • You walk the thinnest of the ice, so easy to hurt (New Model Army, Space)
  • I found my locker and I found my classes. (Barenaked Ladies – This is me in Grade 9)
  • There’s no song for the singer, No words for the tune (Neil Innes – Lie down and be counted)
  • If you had one chance, one opportunity (Eminem)
  • Well it’s one AM, and I’m out of gas. Last chance pump ‘for home already passed. (Eddie from Ohio – Rolling Pin. I uploaded the mp3 weeks ago!
  • She pushes though the bushes, she’s the apple of my eye (Lorraine a’ Malena – Just Me and Eve)
  • All the ducks are swimming in the water. (Lemon Jelly, Nice weather for ducks)
  • A man walks down the street, he says why am I soft in the middle now?
  • It is a far, far better thing that I do now than I have ever done, before. (Divine Comedy – Charge)
  • He was an accident waiting to happen. Most accidents happen at home. (Warren Zevon – Porcilin Monkey)
  • If you want to open your hole (Faith no more, Evidence)
  • My disco girl likes the disco sound. My disco girl likes the disco sound. (Space, Disco Dolly)
  • If you’ve got a problem with your pet, take it along. (Macadoo)
  • Oh, I remember you said can I fight and breathe, So now I always, always hold my breath you see (Texas, When we are together)
  • I was looking though the cemetrary late last night when I saw a ghost who was out of sight (DAAS, Dead Elvis)
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