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Age of Ultron

There was a movie. It's... Um. Let's start with this: The following review contains spoilers for Age of Ultron. They start after the following paragraph, which is why you need to click the link to read the rest. Right, so my problem with AoU is that it's a comic book event series. Its purpose is to make people need to go and see it to wrap up the past and understand the future episodes. It's the exact kind of Age Of Secret War On Ultimate Earth cross-francise bullshit that generally kicks me off any super-hero comic series I've started to get into. Suddenly, in order to follow the arc of a character I need to buy twelve comics across nine series, five of which my local shop doesn't carry. The actual plot of the movie doesn't really maintain its own momentum.

Pulp Connections

This is a short film about two people discussing the meta-connections between all the films of Quentin Tarrentino.…

Transporter

Having now seen Transporter I and Transporter II, I suspect that the series will have a complete plot,…

Machine Girl

Contains traces of violence and a great deal of blood. This is the trailer for “Machine Girl”:

Crank

Last night I watched a movie called Crank The concept is this: Bloke poisoned. Adrenaline slows the poison.…

October

It’s Monday 1st October 2007, I am 115 messages behind my inbox, 923 posts behind Google Reader, and…

Simpsons Movie

To all people who were expecting something other than a 90 minute Simpsons Episode: What did you want?…