Category: Christmas

So, Tony Hart, who used to present various art programs on Children’s BBC up until early last decade, had a small recurring character called “Morph”: Produced by Aardman animations, more famous – slightly – for Wallace and Gromit. For chrismas,

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So, today I’m going to talk to you about the True Meaning of Christmas, because right now it’s that or the True Meaning of Art, and there’s a seventeen floor drop outside my flat, and I’d hate to have to

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We sit, and we watch. Today is the 25th December 2009, although it’ll be boxing day by the time this is posted. It’s five to midnight. Today I woke up early when I got a text message saying my server

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So, from the people who brought you “God hates fags” comes their Christmas Single. A rewritten version of “We are the world” This is God hates the world, which I got – via Tamara – from Warren Ellis, who said:

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And now it’s time for special festive edition of Spot the Ninja: Happy Holidays!

Christmas, then. Socks. It is traditional that people get socks for christmas, so therefore the fact that my stocking (Which is the same Snoopy stocking I’ve had for at least two decades now) socks in it, as well as chocolate,

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It’s half past ten. The Christmas dinner was a qualified success (A couple of things were a little overdone) and my new breadmaker is quietly cooling in the background. The Christmas pudding was set alight, and was gorgeous. I have

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The world has ended. I’ve stopped updating. Okay, not exactly, but I’ve Lillypadded slightly. I’ll explain in a second, first, the life update: I’m now on Christmas holidays. I’m on emergency call for work most of the holidays, but the

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