Category: 2007

Bilawal Lawalib, the Oxford alias of the new political leader Bilawal Bhutto Zardari, has a facebook profile. On the day his mother was assassinated, he updated it. To his favourite quotes, he added one from Laurel Thatcher Ulrich: Well behaved…

Stripped back, back to blues, purples and (for reasons best known to the bits of my brain that aren’t talking to me) orangey-salmon-pink. Epistula’s implementation – finally – of a views system means I can have different templates for the…

And now it’s time for special festive edition of Spot the Ninja: Happy Holidays!

It is a truth universally acknowledged that any man of drinking age who has recently moved to London will be looking for a local pub. In this city “Local” isn’t very much a function of geography, as a pub that…

From Monkey Island: (The fact that this video appears to be titled “A pirate I was mean’t” to be just makes my brain hurt) And, while we’re on Monkey Island, here’s “Press Play on Tape”: playing it: And, returning to…

So, went to Maelstrom. Character got sinking feeling as massively bad things happened which are partly his fault, due to treating entities as people and vice-versa. Consort not with angels, for Shit Will Happen. Water doesn’t work at home, due…

Washing machine go ‘splody boom. Drum thought rubber seal could do with spin dry, Kitchen flooded. Send ark. Rats drowning. Silver lining: Floor clean.

This is journal ID 1900. I mean 19100. I mean 2000. Bet you never thought you’d see those jokes again, did you? See?

So, I failed to pay my council tax. (Council Tax, Americans and other aliens, is a local authority tax for paying for things like police, roads and county swimming pools. There is no way around it, no way though it,…