So today I got up at 6am because it seemed like a good idea.

I went out to the petrol station for some milk and discovered that “24/7” means “Opens 6:30”

I went to the newsagent and got some milk and went home. I had tea, I had breakfast.

It’s 9am, and I’ve spend a third of my day reading random quotes from bash.org

Just so I don’t waste my day, I’m going to make sure I play some Baldur’s Gate II later.

By which you can gather that none of the people who want to employ me can do so yet.