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Footprints in the sand
According to MyFootprint I’m using up the following portions of the earth:
In comparison, the average ecological footprint in your country is 5.3 global hectares per person.
Worldwide, there exist 1.8 biologically productive global hectares per person.
If everyone lived like you, we would need 2.1 planets.
Holy caped crusaders, Batman!
Race is on to unmask Reading’s very own Batman and Robin
How to total a new car
Hit it with a toothpick.
Apparently, if you crash a BMW just enough to trigger the airbags, you can total it, because replacing each airbags costs in excess of $1000 each.
“Are you fed up with bringing bananas to work or school only to find them bruised and squashed? Our unique, patented device allows for the safe transport and storage of individual bananas letting you enjoy perfect bananas anytime, anywhere.”
BananaGuard. It’s an armoured vest for soft fruit.
Ping-o-Matic because doing it automatically is too much like no work.
Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger Badger.