I’ve had an amazing weekend. I’ve had a driving lesson today. I can’t actually say anything useful right now, so I’m going to write something randomly. Kay?

Good morning.

Good morning.

I’d like to buy a parrot.

Certianly sir. Any particler breed?

Do you have a Norwegian Blue?

Yes, sir. Just came in this morning.

I’d imagine it’s arms are tired, what?

Yes sir. Very droll, sir.

Lovely feathers

Plumage, sir.

Is it? I’d say it’s more scarlet than plum.

Yes sir.

How much would this cost me?

There is a price tag upon the bird, sir.

I can see that, my man, I asked how much it would cost me.

As it says upon the aformentioned tag. Sir.