This is a series zero Apple Watch, charging on my nightstand because I forgot to do so last night. It’ll last a couple of days, but I try to stay in the habit of charging it overnight. Has touch display and voice commands.
Notably, it doesn’t respond when you ask it to turn the lights up, or set a timer.
This is Scotty attempting to talk to a PC through a mouse or, as I like to call it, a tableau of my morning.