- I have new flat.
- I am the king of boxes, all boxes flock to my presence.
- Somehow, in moving from one small room in E17 to two medium/large rooms in E10, I have manged to cover the entire floorspace in the latter with the contents of the former.
- By which I mean, I have a lot of boxes.
- Some of which haven’t been opened since the last time I moved.
- Sleeping on a proper bed for the first time in a while is comfortable.
- Carefully made lists of vital things I do not currently own.
- Including “a knife”
- Left list at home.
- Avoided eating scrambled eggs out of a shoe with a comb.
- Had cornflakes instead.
- New house has hot and cold running water
- But neither hot nor cold running tinternets.
- But does have ladybirds.