Archive: December 2003

So here it is, Merry Christmas. I’ve returned to the Fictional Town of Paddock Wood to do the Christmas Thing, so arguing with parents, brothers and pets about where all the glasses are, who drank the last of the pineapple…

So, as is traditional I spend my christmas holidays playing with epistula. Now I have referer tracking turned working again. The problem with referer tracking is extracting the data from log files. When the server had mod_log_sql it was easy…

Louis Armstrong reads ‘The Night Before Christmas’

Hmm. The latest GoogleDance has done something interesting. For the past three years the top match for “Aquarion” has been the Fuckoff-Great water company. Now? Now the top match for Aquarion is this site. Somehow I outrank a massive company,…

Upon the new bronze statue of Mick Jagger there is a plaque that reads: ‘Let he who is without sin cast the first stone’. And, in more seasonal entertainment this Christmas Eve’s Eve: Bob Rivers – Be Claus I Got…

To make up for yesterday’s lack: Barenaked Ladies Carol Medley Dar Williams, The Christian’s Verses the Pagans – Live (Thanks to AdrianO for pointing me at this)

A man was walking though a town in mid-december when he saw a sign on a pub door, which read: “Not taking Christmas bookings. This pub is a Christmas Free Zone” He walked in, and said to the barman: “Don’t…

So, At close of play Sunday (02:45 AM) I’ve suceeded in writing the istic.net wonderful user system that will consolodate all the accounts on most of the various websites I’ve done. CIN/R has a design, said user system, campaigns, character…

And second in our countdown of Christmas Music you may not yet have heard: Bob Rivers: Wreck The Malls

So, the first in this series of christmassy MP3s leading up to christmas is: The Goodfella’s Christmas: 12 Days of Christmas