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Today I:

  • Studied the product desc. for the new job. Fun.
  • Disected code from various CMSs to see how things worked.
  • Told the jobcentre where they can put there little yellow pieces of paper.
  • Had a small conversation with my bank.
  • Had some tiny photos taken which I failed to hate completely.
  • Got a photocard, the national ID for the London Commuter, with said photos.

    Me: “Hi, How do I go about getting a photocard for a Season Ticket?”
    Booth Bod: “By giving me a photo, sir”.

  • Watched some videos of E-Tech 2003 talks.
  • Updated aqWiki to include a spelling checker.
  • Drank 5 pints of blood on my way to the magic shop
  • Failed in every possible way to get my hair cut.
  • Read bits of Bash.org [Gus_Hobbleton] ok, there’s a class full of retard kids…
    [Gus_Hobbleton] and for some reason or another, they’re learning about beds
    [Gus_Hobbleton] teacher goes up to one kid, points at a bed, and says “what kind of bed is that?”
    [Gus_Hobbleton] kid says “qyeen sized bed!”
    [Gus_Hobbleton] teacher says “good little retard!”
    [Gus_Hobbleton] teacher goes to the next kid, says “what kind of bed is that?”
    [Gus_Hobbleton] kid says “its a king sized bed!”
    [Gus_Hobbleton] teacher says “good little retard!!”
    [Spork] …
    [Gus_Hobbleton] teacher goes to the next kid, and points at one of those beds…
    [Gus_Hobbleton] you know, the kind with one on top of the other…
    [Gus_Hobbleton] umm….
    [Spork] bunk beds?
    [Gus_Hobbleton] GOOD LITTLE RETARD!!!

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