How to read this website

Start at the top, go to the bottom, end.

You can do this on www.aquarionics.com, the 15 year home of this venerable institution. Or something.

But you can also have articles spoon-fed to your receptacle of choice with one of these things:

• The page on Facebook
• The Aquarionics Tumblr (not to be confused with my personal tumblr)
• Livejournal
• the RSS feed.
• Netcat, like this:

  echo -ne "GET / HTTP/1.1\nhost: www.aquarionics.com\n\n" |\
      nc www.aquarionics.com 80 |\
      sed -e 's/<[^>]*>//g' |\
      sed '/^[[:space:]]*$/d'