Which is crack.
And has an evil bad-guy who narrates his actions in the third person.
And kidnaps Princess Peach (suprise) and Bowser (Hmm?) to force them to marry each other. It is a game where you find out what the backs of Goombas look like.
It’s also a game where you can skip the traditional “Don’t let the falling rocks hit me” by flicking to 3D mode and realizing they don’t have a thickness and you can walk around them.
It is also crack. More crack than the photo indicates.
But I have hit the annoying game crashing bug which has stopped me playing for now.
On a related note, the point of people running their own Team Fortress 2 servers is overridden slightly when we can only play for ten seconds before they realize the Valve Anti-Cheating Server is down and kick us off. Rar.