So, I saw gonzui and thought it might be useful.

wget http://kent.dl.sourceforge.net/sourceforge/gonzui/gonzui-1.1.tar.gz
tar zxvf gonzui-1.1.tar.gz
cd gonzui-1.1
./configure

(Fail)

sudo apt-get install ruby
./configure

(Fail)

sudo apt-get install bdb
apt-cache search bdb
sudo apt-get install libdbm-ruby1.8
./configure

(Fail)

(Google)

cd ..
wget ftp://moulon.inra.fr/pub/ruby/bdb.tar.gz
tar zxvf bdb.tar.gz
cd bdb-0.5.5/
less README.en
ruby extconf.rb
sudo apt-get install ruby-dev
sudo apt-get install ruby1.8-dev
make
ruby extconf.rb
make
sudo apt-get install libdb2-dev
make
ruby extconf.rb
make
sudo apt-get install libdb4.3-dev
ruby extconf.rb
make
sudo make install

(Sucess)

Woo!

cd ../gonzui-1.1
./configure

(Fail)

sudo cp /usr/local/lib/site_ruby/1.8/i386-linux/bdb.so /usr/lib/ruby/1.8/
./configure

(Fail)

apt-cache search libruby
sudo mv /usr/local/lib/site_ruby /usr/lib/
./configure

(Fail)

(Sod this)

cd ../
rm -rf gonzui-1.1* bdb*
logout