Archive: 2004-05-21

Today has been stressful. This evening a thing that I do has fallen from the ranks of “Fun” to “Why do I do this” to “Take my ball and go home” in a matter of about seven minutes, because of…

The Geek Hierarchy begat the Pagan Hierarchy and the Japanese Hierarchy and all these other little hierarchies, so I’m going to show you the only hierarchy that matters, that of UK comedy. This is it: (This is either not going…

Someone has eaten all the oreos from the cupboard. Now there are no oreos. And somebody must die

People who don’t read Aquarionics in some kind of Aggregator will probably notice that as of this morning the main body of text is either a lot more, or a lot less readable. This is because I’ve removed all font…

So today I got up at 6am because it seemed like a good idea. I went out to the petrol station for some milk and discovered that “24/7” means “Opens 6:30” I went to the newsagent and got some milk…