Cthulu
Your first name of Cthulu has given you a practical, logical, analytical approach to life and a great deal of patience. You enjoy working at anything of a mechanical or technical nature, and believe that what is worth doing is worth doing well.
On the day the Great Demon Lord arises and begins to devour our souls, he will not go for the above site first. Nay, he will never know about the site, for the great Cthulhu will spell his name right when he puts it into Google…