Please accept with no obligation, implied or implicit, my best wishes for an
environmentally conscious, socially responsible, low stress, non-addictive,
and gender neutral celebration of the winter holiday, practiced within the
most enjoyable traditions of the religious persuasion of your choice or the
secular practices of your choice, with respect for the religious/secular
persuasions and/or traditions of others or their choice not to practice
religious or secular traditions at all … and a fiscally successful,
personally fulfilling, and medically uncomplicated recognition of the onset
of the generally accepted calendar year 2002, but not without due respect for
the calendars of choice of other cultures whose contributions to society have
helped make the USA great, (not to imply that the USA is necessarily greater
than any other country or is the only great country in the Western
Hemisphere), and without regard to the race, creed, color, age, physical
ability, religious faith, choice of computer platform, or sexual preference
of the Wishee.

DISCLAIMER OF WARRANTABILITY: (By accepting this greeting, you are accepting
these terms.) This greeting is subject to clarification or withdrawal and is
freely transferable with no alteration to the original greeting. It implies
no promise by the Wisher to actually implement any of the wishes for
herself/himself or others, and is void where prohibited by law, and is
revocable at the sole discretion of the Wisher. This wish is warranted to
perform as expected within the usual application of good tidings for a period
of one year, or until the issuance of a subsequent holiday greeting,
whichever comes first, and warranty is limited to replacement of this wish
or issuance of a new wish at the sole discretion of the Wisher.

Taken from an afda post by Tina Harter. Origin unknown