From the Evil Plan Generator
Congratulations on being the creator of a new Evil Plan ™!
Your objective is simple: World Domination
Your motive is a little bit more complex: Love (Yes, it works)
To begin your plan, you must first Kidnap a Diplomat. This will cause the world to sit up and take notice, stunned by your arrival. Who is this Sadistic Fiend? Where did they come from? And why do they look so good in a Corporate Suit?
Next, you will Steal the Internet. This will cause countless hordes of Computer Programmers to flock to you, begging to do your every bidding. Your name will become synonymous with Dear God No, as lesser men whisper your name in terror.
Finally, you will Covertly Move your Secret Death Ray, bringing about Rivers that Run Red with Blood. This will all be done from a Corporate Tower, an excellent choice if we might say. These three deeds will herald the end, and the citizens of this planet will have no choice but to elect you their new god.
Trust us, it’ll all come together in the end.