“And we shall go create our *own* Facebook group! With blackjack, and hookers. In fact, forget the Facebook group!”
September 18, 2013 at 09:35PM

Today’s moment of panic bought to you by “No, wait, wrong bank account”.
May 07, 2014 at 09:42AM

I read the comments. I should know better.
May 09, 2014 at 08:11AM

Today I am a poor physrep for a functional person.
May 27, 2014 at 12:05PM

It’s annoying when someone who is supposed to be keeping a secret blabs it in the form of an oh-so-subtle facebook thought experiment. On an unrelated note, I’m trying to track down a complete set of non-legal currency, so if anyone has any of the old “Charles Darwin” 1992 “Series E” ten pound notes, please email me.
August 31, 2014 at 12:47AM

Beware of geeks bearing specifics.
October 16, 2014 at 04:22PM

..and now it’s 2am, and I think I just used the phrase “part of a cultural neglection of non-punk in STEM industries” in a shirtgate argument. Sleep is almost certainly wise.

Today is brought to you by moral absolutism, the number n, the letter 8, and the soft sounds of falling shards after the shattering of peace

Today is mostly filled with a deep and abiding horror that it isn’t even Wednesday yet.

Today is a thousand papercuts. Of a year’s work being sliced and diced into a smooth paste for ease of feeding to the stupid and lazy; of thousands of lines of badly made code; of communities that have to stretch and peer up to see as far as decency; of a wider world intent destruction. Partly, it’s brainweasels turning all lights to grey, I know. Some days are just harder to fight than others.

Could whoever summoned me, with whatever five items they used, please reverse the ritual. It’s dark and cold here, and my batteries are running low.
December 30, 2013 at 11:41PM

Today’s accidental new phrase is from the Guardian, and is “solidarity confinement”
January 17, 2014 at 12:42PM

I swear, if computer geeks were car geeks, “How do I change the oil in my car” would get the response “Have you tried getting a Toyota?”
January 27, 2014 at 05:27PM

Exane statuses are like inane statuses, but more informative.
January 21, 2014 at 05:17PM

Note: You cannot checkbox your privilege.
April 13, 2014 at 09:33PM

Achievement unlocked: fell backwards off of treadmill
July 22, 2014 at 10:08AM

Achievement unlocked: discovered showers in gym are motion activated. While clothed.
July 22, 2014 at 10:34AM

Today’s reading on the “Is general society accepting of mental health issues?”-o-meter is a record “Not even fucking slightly”. I do wonder why I ever bought it, perhaps it’s broken.