Crossposted to LJ. Brackets are the person who got it first. You will *not* get all of these.
- I’m filthy, I’m hungry, I’m fed up to the teeth. I’m very revolutionary – I haven’t washed in weeks.
Hens love roostersEveryone Loves Ned Flanders, The Simpsons (Rory)
- You walk the thinnest of the ice, so easy to hurt
- I found my locker and I found my classes.
- There’s no song for the singer, No words for the tune
If you had one chance, one opportunityLose yourself – Eminemememememe. (Stephen)
- Well it’s one AM, and I’m out of gas. Last chance pump ‘for home already passed.
She pushes though the bushes, she’s the apple of my eyeLorraine a’ Malena & Neil Gaiman- Just Me and Eve (Ruthikins)
All the ducks are swimming in the water.Lemon Jelly – Nice Weather for Ducks (Little Miss Corinne) (And lots of other people)
A man walks down the street, he says why am I soft in the middle now?Call Me Al, Paul Simon (Little Miss Random)
It is a far, far better thing that I do now than I have ever done, before.Divine Comedy, Charge. (Little Miss Random)
He was an accident waiting to happen. Most accidents happen at home.Warren Zevon, Porcilin Monkey. (Adrian O)
- If you want to open your hole
My disco girl likes the disco sound. My disco girl likes the disco sound.Space – Disco Dolly (atreic)
- If you’ve got a problem with your pet, take it along.
- Oh, I remember you said can I fight and breathe, So now I always, always hold my breath you see
- I was looking though the cemetrary late last night when I saw a ghost who was out of sight