Epic.
Terribly, Terribly epic.
Contains epicosity.
Epicality.
Epicness.
Arse-numbing, “Woo cool” inducing, “I never need to read the poem” thanks-giving, Epic.
Also, it contains a moment which totally needs giant kittens bouncing down the hill.
Troy in fifteen minutes is really funny; Jedit’s review is really accurate; and IMDB is really, really comprehensive as ever.
Also: LoneCat didn’t recognise Sean Bean, despite looking exactly like Boromir, which is silly.