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First, the inspiration for the bit about Masques below was from lonecat, (Go visit lonecat/Caireann :-). The article…

These two blokes are lost in the Sahara desert. They’re desperate for water, but just as they think…

So, we remembered. Wern’t allowed to forget, in fact. Someone got shot with a double-barreled shotgun in central…