Death.

So, from Aquarius we get the death test, which says I will most likely die of cancer (yay) or possibly a heart attack (joyous) on January 20, 2060 at the age of 78 years old. Other possibilities include…:

>Alien Abduction (13%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Suicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Confusion (5%)

And not in at all. Place your bets…