On the stairs outside my room was a box.
Not a wrapped up box all tied up with string.
Nor a white box, clean of all markings.
No, This was an Amazon box, and that means Buffy

In a previous episode I ordered the Buffy Season Three box set. After a cafaffle about credit-cards, stock, and OtherStuff(™) The box finally arrived upon my doorstep. And I opened it. And verily did it contain Death: High Cost Of Living as well as a purple, DVD box-set sized package which turned out to be…

Chocolat

This I find unfair, Unjust, and generally Not Good.

There is some kind of conspiracy keeping me from seeing Season III, I’m sure of it…