Category: Humour

[15:07] {Mandorallen} bored [15:22] {Aquarion} Have a tap. [15:22] {Aquarion} And a potato [15:24] {Aquarion} Now you can be chip-bored and water-bored. [15:24] {Stephen} DIE! [15:24] {Aquarion} no 🙂 [15:31] * Khendon chops Mandorallen in half [15:32] {Mandorallen} Oi! [15:33]…

Bill Hicks on Hooligans (3.36mb MP3 file. Warning, Contains Language) Bill Hicks died 10 years ago today.

What do you call a man in sandals? Phillip Flop. Today, I’ve been taught how wonderful Java is, how it runs perfectly on Solaris, and how it should backend onto Oracle. You see, whilst all the interesting people get to…

Lord Archer is once again under arrest, this time for sharing CDs with Baroness Thatcher. He’s been accused of operating an illegal peer to peer network. — A man with a split-personality lost his transportation yesterday when somebody stole his…

A man was walking though a town in mid-december when he saw a sign on a pub door, which read: “Not taking Christmas bookings. This pub is a Christmas Free Zone” He walked in, and said to the barman: “Don’t…

God was watching Bob. Bob was painting a church. The church was a poor church in a village of rich people, it had enough money to buy a single – though large – tin of paint. Large though the tin…

This is Bob’s fault I The kingdom was in ruins. Count Jim “Twee” Moriarty had suceeded, quite literally in fact when he stormed the castle, proclaimed himself king, and sat down to do some ruling on the great Royal Throne…

So, today I watched a video on Fork Lift Safety. The soundtrack is in german, yet somehow it doesn’t matter. Everyone who can view WMV files should see this. Fork Lift Safety (Warning, contains traces of laughing at the amusement…