I have lost my mobile.

If you need to talk to me, you can’t.

Unless you use irc, work email, home email, msn, icq, aim, gtalk, jabber, bonjour im, my work mobile, my work phone, my home phone, carrier pigeon or walking up to me and saying something.

On the other hand, my doorbell is broken also.

Tomorrow’s Pareidol is the last “No, Mr Tweed” joke for now.