The premise is quite simple.

We take Suvivor, Big Brother, Shattered, Matchmaker, ‘I’m a Celebrity, Get Me Out of Here’ and we put them on one after the other spread across ITV, Channel 4 and Channel Five.

Every couple of weeks, one of the shows has to be nominated to be taken off the air and put out of it’s misery on live TV, by rounding up the creators of the series and shooting them.

Eventually, there will only be on series left, and the producers will recieve £1,000,000 each on the provision they never produce another ‘Reality TV’ program as long as they live.

If they refuse this option, they will be dunked into a vat of battery acid.

If they accept, they will be given the chance to use it to pay the legal bills when they are charged with crimes against humanity.

Not that I dislike Reality TV.

Or anything.