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You see, once upon a time there was Marathon, which was a chocolate bar with peanuts in it.

The name change from Marathon to Snickers was one of the Great Name-Change Annoyances of the last few years.

So now they have launched the New Snickers Marathon! A Long Lasting Energy Bar.

They are bastards. All of them.

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