ANN-2002-12-15: America Launches Operation Dessert Storm.

Last night, President George W Bush announced his intention to bombard the middle east with the only non-nuclear capable weaponry his country has left.

“To basicize”, he announce this morning, “We have securityfied the use of a brand new example of technologicaficationizationology in the form of the world famous Nimbus 6000 Custard Thrower. We are plannifying a new stratification to throw several million gallons of custard, soaked sponge fingers and fruit at the Arabificationally occupied areas. Discussion has not yet decidefied whether sherry will also be added.”

Critics of the scheme say it’s a trifle extreme.