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Americans sue fast-food chains

Apparently, people who eat junk food do so because they have been lulled into thinking that deep-fried chicken with extra lard coating and a big sign in it saying “Don’t eat this, your heart won’t cope” is actually better for you then a diet of fresh lettace and raw carrot.

In fact, the actual story is that some horizontally-enhanced (Um, possible duel meaning there. That’s “horizontally-enhanced” as in “fat”, rather than “horizontally-enhanced” as in “Busty”. Beware kids, political correctness can cause misinterpretation) Americans are suing McBurgerFriedChicKing for making them think junk food was good for them.

Suing for your own stupidity… how… interesting.

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