‘Voices In My Head’ by Stephen Lynch is my new jam.

pigeon attack by Velvet Marauder http://flic.kr/p/2C6KU

‘World Cup Song’ by Mitch BennPossibly the only World Cup song I own. Also the most likely true one.

a) Go to land you don’t own. b) Find an egg c) Steal it d) Get away. How to cook a poached egg, or two: No timers, just a sequence. a) Add a small amount of water (about an inch)

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Today, in Phrases From Aquarion’s Idiom That Appear To Confuse People: Duck Alignment e.g. “Most of the morning was spent on duck alignment, but the afternoon went smoothly” To spend time on personal and project administration in advance, that the

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There’s a black rectangle, 124mm by 59mm by 8mm in my pocket which, all the way back home from work, keeps track of satellites in the sky and works out my position based on which ones it can talk to. When I

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A recipish You will require: Bowls. Time. Effort. An Oven. A nine inch cake tin. Preferably one with a loose bottom (aha). Greaseproof paper. Not tinfoil. All your base: Bikkits. Cinnamon Nutmeg Butter Brown sugar. The creamy goodness: Cream Cheese

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‘Mahna Mahna’ by CakeCake’s nice version of Manah Manah, set to some Star Wars cuts

Today I went to see Jeeves & Wooster: Perfect Nonsense, which is a play running on the West End.  I had my doubts that Jeeves and Wooster would work as a play, in the same way as while I liked

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Empire happened. My pedometer is happy with me, and wishes for me to know that I walked thirty miles over the course of Thursday to Monday. My boots agree.  It had low bar to clear to be my Best Empire

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