“Dear Landlord, the boiler? That was broken? And then was bodged fixed? Yeah, that’s not working again. Also the immersion heater’s fucked, and – and this is a really low priority, for some time when someone’s free – the extractor fan in the bathroom’s kaput”
“THE EXTRACTOR FAN, YOU SAY? I SHALL PUT MY TOP MAN ON IT”
And so I’m working from home today…