So there’s this where a woman is arrested for walking on a cyclepath.
And while there is the whole ‘chilling effects’ thing about being arrested under the terrorism laws for walking along a path, my inner cyclist is leaping up and down and screaming “Yes, lock them up! Lock them all up and throw away the keys! TAKE THEM AWAY!!!”.
It joins my Inner Commuter in being voted down for control of the brain today.