19. 06. 2014

‘World Cup Song’ by Mitch BennPossibly the only World Cup song I own. Also the most likely true one.

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01. 06. 2014
How To Poach An Egg

How To Poach An Egg

a) Go to land you don’t own. b) Find an egg c) Steal it d) Get away. How to cook a poached egg, or two: No timers, just a sequence. a) Add a...

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30. 05. 2014
Idiom

Idiom

Today, in Phrases From Aquarion’s Idiom That Appear To Confuse People: Duck Alignment e.g. “Most of the morning was spent on duck alignment, but the afternoon went smoothly” To spend time on personal...

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15. 05. 2014
Future Soon

Future Soon

There’s a black rectangle, 124mm by 59mm by 8mm in my pocket which, all the way back home from work, keeps track of satellites in the sky and works out my position based on which...

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10. 05. 2014
How to bake a cheesecake

How to bake a cheesecake

A recipish You will require: Bowls. Time. Effort. An Oven. A nine inch cake tin. Preferably one with a loose bottom (aha). Greaseproof paper. Not tinfoil. All your base: Bikkits. Cinnamon Nutmeg Butter...

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08. 05. 2014

‘Mahna Mahna’ by CakeCake’s nice version of Manah Manah, set to some Star Wars cuts

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28. 04. 2014
Jeeves & Wooster

Jeeves & Wooster

Today I went to see Jeeves & Wooster: Perfect Nonsense, which is a play running on the West End.  I had my doubts that Jeeves and Wooster would work as a play, in...

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27. 04. 2014
Empire Year 2, Event 1

Empire Year 2, Event 1

Empire happened. My pedometer is happy with me, and wishes for me to know that I walked thirty miles over the course of Thursday to Monday. My boots agree.  It had low bar...

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15. 04. 2014

“Dear Landlord, the boiler? That was broken? And then was bodged fixed? Yeah, that’s not working again. Also the immersion heater’s fucked, and – and this is a really low priority, for some...

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14. 04. 2014

‘I’m Gonna Win’ by Rob CantorIt’s been this kind of week.

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