Archive: March 2014

Here are the things I like about the Elder Scrolls Online. These are the things that are enough to make me preorder it: Weapon Levelling. Pick up a bow. You are shit at using bows. Use the bow. Get better…

a) Be told by your AntiRSI program that you should take a ten minute break, right the hell now. b) Find your mug. Given you work in a 10’ cube office with nobody but you inside it, it will surprise…

“But daddy, I don’t understand” And I hope you never need to, darling. The lesson is not for you. It is for all the other massive fans who may think to come this way: “this is not your place”. “But…

I mentioned the duck yesterday, so I should probably explain the duck. Debugging is the act of removing errors or misfeatures from a computer program or system. You know the thing where you’ve got a problem, and you’re going over…

My office now has blinds and a whiteboard, so I feel less like I’m part of some kind of scientific experiment where the boffins behind the glass watch the unspecialised programmer attempt to explain facebook login flows to a strategically…