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The Tea Problem
This morning, a wormhole opened up in my tea cupboard. When I say “This Morning”, I don’t actually…
Fractions
It came in the morning, in the post like everything else, along with the bills and the statements…
Years, Drugs, Webs
So, Three hundred and sixty five days. Fifty two weeks, at thirty five pounds on bus tickets a…
Flagstones
The rest of the world thinks me insane, I suppose. I’m not totally sure I’d disagree. It’s a…
Aquarion and the Snail Invasion
(This happened sometime in 2002, while I was still in Cambridge. I wrote this for AFP, but decided…
Blofeld school of driving
“Mr Bond?” “James Bond, yes.” “Good. I believe you have been sent here to retake your driving test.”…
Chris
“You know the drill, Name, Number, Tone” Beep It wasn’t a dark, or stormy night. This was depressing.…
Dinner on the table
I got a surprise when I got home. “Heather? Why is there a man chained to the shower…
Dan – PI
There is no such thing as an ordinary case which involves treacle mines. Say the word “Treacle Mines”…
Non-harmful
Shaun of the Dead is really good. Other things under construction: Review of Locomotion State of the Education…