Memes! That’s what I can do!
Stolen from Carrie, incidentally.
So, the rules of this one are:
- Load up all your music.
- Stick it on shuffle/random
- For each question, answer with the next track that plays.
I was planning on cheating for this, but in the end I really, really didn’t need to…
How does the world see me? :
“Left me for dead – Rob Dougan”
You didnt stop to look round
You were gone before I hit the ground
You went on your way
And no prayer was said
Ah, you left me for dead
Will I have a happy life? :
“Will I? – Rent OST”
Will I Lose My Dignity
Will Someone Care
Will I Wake Tomorrow
From This Nightmare?
What do my friends really think of me? :
“National Brotherhood Week – Tom Lehrer”
But during National Brotherhood Week
National Brotherhood Week
New Yorkers love the Puerto Ricans
‘Cause it’s very chic
Step up and shake the hand
Of someone you can’t stand
You can tolerate him if you try
Do people secretly lust after me? :
“Friscko – Skullfuck”
How can I make myself happy? :
“Ski Sunday (Drum & Bass Mix) – Diffusion”
What should I do with my life? :
“Please Shut Up – Mike Spencer”
That is the message I deliver to little kids
Your gonna become famous and never know what talent is.
Of course they gonna like you, of course they do!
Your like a cartoon version of Ricky Schroder on Silver Spoons!
Will I ever have children? :
“Bob the Builder vs Eminem – Diffusion”
What is some good advice for me? :
“Son of a Gun – Yazbek” (Originally The La’s)
If you want I’ll sell you a life story
About a man who’s at loggerheads with his past all the time
He’s alive and living in purgatory
All he’s doing is rooming up in hotels
And scooping up lots of wine
How will I be remembered? :
”(I’m always touched by your) Presents – Syd Straw” (Orig: Blondie)
Was it destiny
I don’t know yet
Was it just by chance? Could this be Kismet?
Something in my consciousness told me you’d appear
Now I’m always touched by your presence dear
What is my signature dance song? :
“Gaudete – Mediaeval Baebes”
Christus est natus
ex Maria Virgine: Gaudete
Tempus adest gratiae, Hoc quod optabamus;
Carmina laeticiae Devote redamus.
What do I think my current theme song is? :
“No Matter Who You Vote For (The Govenment Always Gets In) – Bonzo Dog Doo-dah Band”
Noises on the radio
Megaphones on cars
Sermons from the Street of Shame
Know-it-alls in bars
Posters in suburbia
Experts on t.v.
Don’t let them disturb-i-ya
They’re just the powers that be
What song will play at my funeral? :
“An Angel Returned – Trans-Siberian Orchestra”
It was the glow of a light
It was the heart of a song
It was the tear of a child
Where they never belonged
It was the wish of a soul
On an old neon light
And the Lord smiled at him
On that cold winter night
What type of people do I like to date ? :
“Convoy – C.W McCall”
Was the dark of the moon, on the sixth of June
In a Kenworth, pullin’ logs
Cabover Pete with a reefer on
And a Jimmy haulin’ hogs
We ‘as headin’ fer bear on I-One-Oh
‘Bout a mile outta Shaky-Town
I sez Pig-Pen, this here’s the Rubber Duck
An’ I’m about to put the hammer on down
What is my day going to be like?
“Dirty Business – Dresden Dolls”
She’s the kind of girl who looks for love in all the lonely places
The kind who comes to poker pockets stuffed with kings and aces
She’s the kind of girl who only asks you over when its raining
Just to make you lie there catching water dripping from the ceiling