So, Last Thursday the British Gas thing happened.
Friday I lost my phone.
Saturday I bent my sunglasses out of shape
Sunday… Okay, nothing bad happened on Sunday.
Monday I trod on a bag of apples, and slid around like a cartoon cat on ball barings until they were entirely smooshed into the carpet.
Yesterday something trashed my Oblivion save game
Today I discovered that I have a ?100 excess on my phone’s insurance, which will probably not cover the phone, which was annoying.

Then I cycled home, the front mudguard came loose and slid down around the front wheel, leaving me with a lot of momentum and a stationary platform. Fortunately I was going though the park and not on the road.

This is not a good week.