Lets play name that quote, shall we?

(The title? These are my quit-lines since I started using dircproxy for IRC, which was at Uni. I don’t delete things very often.)

(There are two here that are Special. Bonus points if you can spot and name them. This is an Unfair Question, and should be treated as such.)

  1. “Black is white, up is down, and short is long” – This is Weird Al, Everything You Know Is Wrong. Well done Senji
  2. “Eddie are you okay? Are you okay Eddie?” – Misquote of Michael Jackson (the lyrics actually are “Annie”). Well done Rory
  3. ”’The world isn’t fair, Calvin.’ ‘I know, but why isn’t it ever unfair in my favour?’” – Calvin, from Calvin & Hobbes. This was easy. Well done Senji
  4. “Pimp: The Board Game: Rule 24: Any player surviving Fetish Booth #7 is deemed to have won the game, even if their overall objective is not yet reached” From Jeff Noon’s “Pixel Juice”, Well done Adrian
  5. “It’s a rock. Can’t wait to tell my friends. They don’t have a rock this big.” – Spike to Angel in Buffy the Vampire Slayer, Well done Rory, who even got the episode. The line itself is a Peanuts ref, though
  6. ”’Eminem is Wronged. Eminem wrongs Nobody. He then realises that the people who wrongs him least are his friends. He Raps’” From The Editing Room’s 8-Mile summary, close enough Adrian
  7. “She getting cozy / The window rattles / A few allusions to last summer’s episode. / The windows shatter / then Splatter splatter / What could be more perfect than to see her head explode?” – Moxy Frvous, Splatter Splatter. Well done Kevin
  8. “It is better to have loved an island, than never to have loved atoll” This is me cheating. I’m the author of that one, Well done Adrian
  1. “I don’t believe you, I don’t really need to, I won’t let Victoria fall” – Divine Comedy, Liberation, Victoria Falls. Well done Kevin

    So, Seven of Nine revealed (That should get me some interesting search terms) Two still to play for, plus the two unfair ones

    That’s it, Game over, Well done

    Answers on a comment-form to the usual address…