I want to shoot people.
Sequence of events: Playing Unreal Tournement 2003
- Install Unreal Tournement 2003:
- Put CD1 in drive.
- Install
- Wait.
- Put CD2 in other drive.
- Swear
- Put CD2 in first drive because the installer is foolish.
- Wait
- Replace CD2 with CD3
- Wait
- Replace CD3 with CD1 (Which is, unlabeled, the “Play” CD)
- Launch Unreal Tournement 2003
- Read MOTD
- Exit Unreal Tournament 2003
- Downloading latest UT2003 Patch:
- Find latest UT2003 Patch
- Log into Download site.
- Find patch again.
- Wait in queue until it’s my turn on the FTP server
- Download 12.3 MB patch
- Install
- Launch UT2003
- Find low ping server.
- Enter server.
- Downloading componants:
- DM-(GU)Square_Pants_Style.ut2
- SwitchBinSlayer.u
- Deez.u
- ChaosZark101.u
- CZSnd.uax
- CZTex.utx
- CZSM.usx
- CZAnim.ukx
- EliteRL.u
- Relics2k3.u
- ProZoomInstagibV130.u
- ShockSniper.u
- MapVote400b11.u
- LRfRL.u
- Lost connection to server (They aren’t on that map anymore)
- Enter server again.
- Downloading componants:
- DM-Cistern11.ut2
- cp_Junkyard.utx
- SG_LO_meshes.usx
- SG_Lost_Outpost.utx
- AW-Cubes.utx
- AW-Junk.usx
- AW-Metals.utx
- jm-prefabs.utx
- cp_Evilmetal.utx
- AW-Shaders.utx
- WarFx.utx
- cp_Evil3.utx
- cp_cubemaps.utx
- cp_fx.utx
- SC-City.utx
- CP_UT2K3_TechSetMesh1.usx
- Lost connection to server
- New server
- SniperArena.u
- BonusPack.u
- MutantSkins.utx
- Server refuses to send “AnnouncerEvil”
- http://www.google.com/search?q=AnnouncerEvil
- Is part of Epic Bonus Pack.
- Quit UT2003
- Log into Download site.
- Find Epic Bonus Pack.
- Wait in queue until it’s my turn on the FTP server
- 17:08 Download 149.64 MB pack
- 18:11 Install Epic Bonus Pack.
- 18:11 – 19:00: BOOM BAM OUCH eek ARGH bang BOOM