I want to shoot people.

Sequence of events: Playing Unreal Tournement 2003

  • Install Unreal Tournement 2003:
    • Put CD1 in drive.
    • Install
    • Wait.
    • Put CD2 in other drive.
    • Swear
    • Put CD2 in first drive because the installer is foolish.
    • Wait
    • Replace CD2 with CD3
    • Wait
    • Replace CD3 with CD1 (Which is, unlabeled, the “Play” CD)
  • Launch Unreal Tournement 2003
  • Read MOTD
  • Exit Unreal Tournament 2003
  • Downloading latest UT2003 Patch:
    • Find latest UT2003 Patch
    • Log into Download site.
    • Find patch again.
    • Wait in queue until it’s my turn on the FTP server
    • Download 12.3 MB patch
    • Install
  • Launch UT2003
  • Find low ping server.
  • Enter server.
  • Downloading componants:
    • DM-(GU)Square_Pants_Style.ut2
    • SwitchBinSlayer.u
    • Deez.u
    • ChaosZark101.u
    • CZSnd.uax
    • CZTex.utx
    • CZSM.usx
    • CZAnim.ukx
    • EliteRL.u
    • Relics2k3.u
    • ProZoomInstagibV130.u
    • ShockSniper.u
    • MapVote400b11.u
    • LRfRL.u
  • Lost connection to server (They aren’t on that map anymore)
  • Enter server again.
  • Downloading componants:
    • DM-Cistern11.ut2
    • cp_Junkyard.utx
    • SG_LO_meshes.usx
    • SG_Lost_Outpost.utx
    • AW-Cubes.utx
    • AW-Junk.usx
    • AW-Metals.utx
    • jm-prefabs.utx
    • cp_Evilmetal.utx
    • AW-Shaders.utx
    • WarFx.utx
    • cp_Evil3.utx
    • cp_cubemaps.utx
    • cp_fx.utx
    • SC-City.utx
    • CP_UT2K3_TechSetMesh1.usx
  • Lost connection to server
  • New server
    • Is part of Epic Bonus Pack.
    • Quit UT2003
    • Log into Download site.
    • Find Epic Bonus Pack.
    • Wait in queue until it’s my turn on the FTP server
    • 17:08 Download 149.64 MB pack
    • 18:11 Install Epic Bonus Pack.
  • 18:11 – 19:00: BOOM BAM OUCH eek ARGH bang BOOM