Zen

“I hug you”
“But I can’t even see you!”
“That is correct. I’m hugging you by not hugging you.”
“Is this some kind of Zen?”
“Strawberries.”
“What kind of answer is that?”
“A valid one.”
“How so?”
“I am forcing you to reconsider your question.”
“Forcing me to reconsider my question isn’t answering the bloody thing.”
“This is also correct.”
“So are you going to answer my question?”
“Toothbrush.”
“That isn’t tranquility, that’s just annoying.”
“But tranquilly annoying.”
“Tranquilly isn’t a word”.
“Is too.”
“Tranquil means quiet, peaceful, still. You can’t do something tranquilly, it means you are…”
“Doing something by not doing anything.”
“Oh sod off”