We was robbed.
Literally, we have been robbed.
This morning, LoneCat came into my room and asked me the simple question “Where are our bikes?” for lo, and behold even. They were gone. The bikes have been chained to the large wooden post that supports the balcony of the flat above for the last two months with a Big Fuckoff Chain that it took the person in the DIY store fifteen minutes to fail to saw though with a hacksaw. And yes, it was a l33t hacksaw.
Now, they are gone. Both of them. Complete with chain and padlock. Thames Valley Police are on the trail, but have no leads because we didn’t notice them being gone for possibly a week.