The Chocolate Ritual

I have nothing to say, except…

Our Chocolate, which art in wrappers,
Maya be Thy name.
Thy opening come;
Thou will be eaten
In pubs as Thou art in houses.

Give us this day our daily bar
And forgive our Cadbury’s
As we forgive those who Nestle against us
Lead us not into Woolworths
But deliver us to Thorntons

For mine is the cocoa,
The powder and the solid
Forever and ever
All mine.

(By Me, Supermouse, and others)