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Fassands of ’em. They littered my journal for ages, so I put them all here…

(Note: Many of the links to the tests – particually towards the end – are now 404ing because the test no longer exists, this is part of the ebbing and flowing of the net, sorry)

You scored as Neo, the "One". Neo is the computer hacker-turned-Messiah of the Matrix. He leads a small group of human rebels against the technology that controls them. Neo doubts his ability to lead but doesn’t want to disappoint his friends. His goal is for a world where all men know the Truth and are free from the bonds of the Matrix.

Neo, the "One"


The Terminator


Lara Croft


Captain Jack Sparrow


The Amazing Spider-Man


Batman, the Dark Knight


William Wallace


Indiana Jones




El Zorro


James Bond, Agent 007


Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
created with QuizFarm.com

Note, Contary to most of these tests instructions, I’ve put the images on *this* server, partly to save them from an awful lot of bandwidth costs, mostly so that when the pages start 404ing I still have them here. Some of the links below will be broken (Due to other people *not* hosting the images locally and the site being shut down)

Discworld: Which Ankh-Morpork City Watch Character are YOU?

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i am an indie snob!

How indie are you?
test by ridethefader

You’re just too cool for school, aren’t you? You’re pretty narrow minded
and opinionated with regards to music (and probably most other things
as well). But you’re allowed to be, because you really are better
than everyone else. You take pride in obscurity.
You probably prefer vinyl too, you elitist bitch.

Buffy Tests

Standing In The Way….

Which Buffy Musical Song Are You?
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We Are Amazed!

How Big of a Buffy Fan Are You?
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Normal Fan

How Obsessive Are You Over Buffy?
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You are Restless!

Which Buffy Episode Are You?
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Click here to find out what size you really are

How Jedi?

:: how jedi are you? ::

Discworld Novelty

Find out which Discworld novelty you are.

Pixies Song

Monkey Gone To Heaven
You’re always the one who stands out in a crowd. People look forward to seeing you. You’re well dressed, well-mannered, but spontaneous enough that it’s very easy for you to make friends. Your interests include the paranormal and government conspiracies, but you also enjoy sitting back and eating a good meal. You probably have a lot of pets that you take care of obsessively.

Which Pixies song are you?

Magic User

Your magical style is Magus.

What type of Magic do you work?. Take the Magical Style Quiz by Paradox

Social Disorder Test

Disorder Rating
Paranoid: Low
Schizoid: Low
Schizotypal: Moderate
Antisocial: Low
Borderline: Low
Histrionic: Moderate
Narcissistic: Low
Avoidant: Moderate
Dependent: Low
Obsessive-Compulsive: Low

Click Here To Take The Test

Soul Test

Hasn’t anyone ever told you that you’re artistic?


Fair enough. Perhaps they haven’t. But now that you know, you must become one with your inner self.

Virtues: You look for immense creativity and individuality in people, including yourself. You’re not happy with anything less than brilliant, and you focus on being expressive. You value energy, liveliness, and upbeat personalities, but you’re not supportive of moodiness when you yourself can be unreliably moody. Seeking activity, you like the bustle of business but need the secluded atmosphere of a studio or private corner.

Aspirations: You feel the need to express your talents, whether it be through writing, drawing, singing, dancing, composing, performing, or photographing. While you strive to ever improve your work, you want to display it as soon as possible when your impatience kicks in. You want to be a prodigy but you might not have the means right at your fingertips. Trust me, do NOT move to New York to do it. Yeesh!

Quirks: Conformists bother you because of their lack of individuality. You’re often late or unreliable. You’re showy and refuse to share the spotlight. You only tell little white lies. You worm your way into the hearts of others, but be careful; some people despise the show-offs.

Factors: Surround yourself with activity and you’ll always have material to work with. Involve friends and family in your projects so they don’t feel like envious outsiders.

Future: Show business or not, you’ll settle down happily if you’re among those who appreciate your natural talents and desire to perform. Don’t stay in one place too long, and don’t be too hasty in defining your relationships. Who are you to judge what only time will tell?


I act like I’m 17.
This test was brought to you by Melissa – No, really…. Take it here.


What Jelly Belly flavor are you? I’m –

Find your flavor here

Person Similer Complimentary Anejo 94% 97% James 90% 91% Samantha Straus 98% 99% rachel 97% 98%


Along the top is who took the test, so in the Aquarion(x)/Anejo(y), it was me, and in James(x)/Rachel(y), it was James, kay?

X Aquarion Anejo James Samantha rachel
Aq X
Anejo 97% X
James 91% 88% X
Sam 99% X
Rachel 98% 88% 89% 98% X


What Star Trek: The Next Generation character are you?

a freaking cool quiz by Devotion

Yuoo ere-a zee Svedeesh Cheff!
Yuoo ere-a a guud cuuk, thuoogh yuoo cun’t speek Ingleesh fery vell. Bork Bork Bork!

Which “Natural Wonder” are you?

What Pattern Are You?

So which letter of the alphabet matches YOUR personality, huh?

Victims are tied into you and stretched inch by agonizing inch, until they are either rent limb from limb or they confess. Or hey, maybe both. Not as bad as some people, someone tells you what you want to hear you’ll feel better.

What torture would you be?

What is YOUR Highschool label?

Wowie! You are Redensek! You are techy yet cute, and pretty much all around cool. Everyone loves you! You’re fun, popular, and can mold yourself to fit right in to any situation.

HOW SHOULD YOU KILL YOUR FIRST/NEXT VICTIM? find out at: slitmyfuckingthroat.cjb.net
(The person who did this test worries me. Seriously)

Which Eddie Izzard are you?

Which Izzard Are You?

Surreal Izzard: You talk bollocks all the time, and don’t care who knows it. You are King Pig from Hell, and talk to strange people on buses. Your underwear is consipring against you, and if James Mason was here, he’d have something to say about it. And that something would be WEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Maths Paper

If I were a Springer-Verlag Graduate Text in Mathematics, I would be Saunders Mac Lane’s Categories for the Working Mathematician.

I provide an array of general ideas useful in a wide variety of fields. Starting from foundations, I illuminate the concepts of category, functor, natural transformation, and duality. I then turn to adjoint functors, which provide a description of universal constructions, an analysis of the representation of functors by sets of morphisms, and a means of manipulating direct and inverse limits.

Which Springer GTM would you be?
The Springer GTM

Mythological Creature

I took the What Mythological Creature Are you? test by

Anime Artist

Wee! I took the Shounen
or Shoujo test
, created by peacefulchaos

How Evil?

I am 24% evil.

I try to stay away from evil deeds but succumb to temptation every once in a while. I’m not quite on my way to hell but I certainly have some explaining to do.

Are you evil? find out at Hilowitz.com

Which Labyrinth character?

I'm Sarah!

I’m Sarah. I’m imaginative and creative, though a bit of a brat sometimes. If I use my wits, I’ll get what I want. Nobody has power over me!

Take the “Which Labyrinth character are you most like?” quiz by smarmy

What Tarot Card?

Which tarot card are you?

A defintion of the card Fool:
The Fool – External Meaning: Space before a decision or choice is made. A new cycle is about to begin that the seeker will enter inexperienced. New and endless possibilities. Esoteric Meaning: The spirit of Aether. The limitless energy of spirit. Folly. Idea. Energys: Air

What D&D Class are you?

From http://www.students.uiuc.edu/~ellingwd/dndwho/index.html

Lawful Neutral Elf Mage Bard


Lawful Neutral characters believe in the triumph of law and order above all else. It does not matter whether the leader is for good or evil; the leader will be followed, because the order they provide is the most important thing.


Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:

Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.

Secondary Class:

Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit.

Detailed Results:


Lawful Good ----- X (1)
Neutral Good ---- X (1)
Chaotic Good ----  (0)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXX (4)
True Neutral ---- XXX (3)
Chaotic Neutral -  (0)
Lawful Evil ----- X (1)
Neutral Evil ----  (-2)
Chaotic Evil ----  (-2)


Human ----  (-1)
Half-Elf -  (-2)
Elf ------ XXXX (4)
Halfling -  (-2)
Dwarf ---- XX (2)


Fighter -  (-8)
Ranger --  (-3)
Paladin -  (-5)
Cleric --  (0)
Mage ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Druid ---  (-3)
Thief ---  (-1)
Bard ---- XXXXXX (6)

Deathboy Test

0% – 10% (Britney)

Oh dear, oh dear.
Far from being a world destroying DeathKiddy, you appear to enjoy kittens, bunnies and boybands.
Not a cloud enters your sky and all is sweetness and light for you.

Take the DeathKiddy Test!

Obscure Website Test

I am most like http://www.eiu.org.

I am a very tongue-in-cheek person. It’s often hard to tell if I’m being serious,
and I have almost a kinda spooky vibe.
I’m also very inquisitive, and like to question what most take for granted.

The Obscure Website Test

I am most like http://www.eiu.org.

I am a very tongue-in-cheek person. It’s often hard to tell if I’m being serious,
and I have almost a kinda spooky vibe.
I’m also very inquisitive, and like to question what most take for granted.

The Obscure Website Test

Art Test

If I were a work of art, I would be Leonardo da Vinci’s Mona Lisa.

I am extremely popular and widely known. Although unassuming and unpretentious, my enigmatic smile has charmed millions. I am a mystery, able to be appreciated from afar, but ultimately unknowable and thus intriguing.

Which work of art would you be? The Art Test

The Cat Test

Take the What Cat Are You? test by webkin!

Which LOTR Charactor would I be?


Gandalf the Grey

If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Gandalf, Wizard, a guardian against the Dark Lord.

In the movie, I am played by Ian McKellen.

Who would you be?
Zovakware Lord of the Rings Test with Perseus Web Survey Software


If I was an Autobot, I’d be:
Click to see what Autobot you could be!
Take the Transformers personality test at android5.com!

..reservoir dogs villian…

…evil criminals…

Which Evil Criminal are You?

…James Bond villian…

If I was a James Bond villain, I would be Auric Goldfinger.

I enjoy golf, gold, and bisecting people with industrial lasers.

I am played by Gert Fr?be in Goldfinger.

Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test

…even afflictions…

Take the Affliction Test Today!

…and even bloody Quake villians.

I'm A Knight! Take the 'What Quake monster am I?' test!

…to robots. Does anyone else think this is enough now?

Click here to find out what robot you really are

Not quite. Post Modernism!

Which Online Test are you?

[If I were an online test, I would be The Lord of the Rings Character Test]

I’m The Lord of the Rings Character Test!

I like to think that everyone is really a character in my strange fictional world – I don’t care if no-one outside it has a clue what I’m on about.

Click here to find out which test you are!

Updated 2002-02-21, Izzard, Maths, Mythological Creature, Anime, Evil, D&D, Tarot and Labyrinth tests uploaded

And updated again 2002-03-20 with Muppet, Wonder, Pattern, Letter, Torture, Label, Font, and First Victim tests. All these are Cat’s fault.

And again, same day, with the Trek test

And yet again (2002-06-03) with the Simple Minds things

And again, (2002-06-11) with the Age and Soul tests

Today (2002-06-15) we update with the Disorder Test, Magical Test, Discworld Novelty Test, and Pixies Song tests

And once again today (2003-02-13) with the Buffy and OS tests, and with the new pictures.

2003-03-10 with the Indie test

2003-10-20, Discworld test

2005-11-04, Hero Test

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