Okay, so I’m the 1000th visitor to Aquarionics’ front page in under a month.

Exqueeze me?

Look, I even took a screenshot:
1000 people
It’s in Black & White to make it smaller

Scary. Anyway, I book my ticket home tomorrow. Fun. I want to go home. Talking to Barry has made me want to go back to Paddock Wood, dull as it always is, just to get away from the nonstop rollercoaster ride of my life in Sunderland.