Okay, I am a moron. I shall explain how below, and so you shall agree:
Like every good online person, I have an ICQ account. And, like any good online person stranded 300 miles from his computer, I found a webcafe to surf from.
The problems came when I combined the two, and installed my ICQ account onto the Webcafe computer I was logged into.
And then forgot about it and went to play Counterstrike.
Forgot about it *still* *logged* *in*.
So when Somebody sent a message apparently to me, and recieved the response a query on sex and travel (F*** Off) she reacted as I probably would.
This provoked me swearing on the front page of my weblog, Furious backpedding while I tried to work out what the hell was wrong. And many, many apologies.
And I am still a fuckwit