There is no such thing as a mirror that makes chocolate biscuits

In our neverending quest to being you the weird, the strange, the B-Sides and the just plain odd, we have brought you Disco remixes of Star Wars, Bagpipe music with electric guitars, and the signing talents of movie stars.
Thus, it's with great pleasure, we bring you the biggest star of them all, with a tartan cap, remixed for the new generation.
AdrianO:
Aarrgh! Deeply evil, deeply disturbing, and brimming over with wrongability! Make it Stop!
Bad Fishtank!
Paul:
What flapdoodle.
Pure class.