Aquarionics

Today I:

• Studied the product desc. for the new job. Fun.
• Disected code from various CMSs to see how things worked.
• Told the jobcentre where they can put there little yellow pieces of paper.
• Had a small conversation with my bank.
• Had some tiny photos taken which I failed to hate completely.

• Got a photocard, the national ID for the London Commuter, with said photos.

  Me: “Hi, How do I go about getting a photocard for a Season Ticket?”
  Booth Bod: “By giving me a photo, sir”.

• Watched some videos of E-Tech 2003 talks.
• Updated aqWiki to include a spelling checker.
• Drank 5 pints of blood on my way to the magic shop
• Failed in every possible way to get my hair cut.

• Read bits of Bash.org

  [Gus_Hobbleton] ok, there’s a class full of retard kids…
  [Gus_Hobbleton] and for some reason or another, they’re learning about beds
  [Gus_Hobbleton] teacher goes up to one kid, points at a bed, and says “what kind of bed is that?”
  [Gus_Hobbleton] kid says “qyeen sized bed!”
  [Gus_Hobbleton] teacher says “good little retard!”
  [Gus_Hobbleton] teacher goes to the next kid, says “what kind of bed is that?”
  [Gus_Hobbleton] kid says “its a king sized bed!”
  [Gus_Hobbleton] teacher says “good little retard!!”
  [Spork] …
  [Gus_Hobbleton] teacher goes to the next kid, and points at one of those beds…
  [Gus_Hobbleton] you know, the kind with one on top of the other…
  [Gus_Hobbleton] umm….
  [Spork] bunk beds?
  [Gus_Hobbleton] GOOD LITTLE RETARD!!!

About a month ago, I concieved a Project.

Basically, it was when ESR shifted the focus of the Jargon File by changing the “J Random Hacker” entry to more reflect his own beliefs. My plan to combat this was – and is – to file the whole Jargon File into a Wiki and let the world at it. Think an entry is biased? Change it.

All I needed to do was to get it out of the Jargon File format and into something that I could import into a wiki. Then I discovered something really, really fundermental.

All wikis suck.

In fact, the particular way all these Wiki’s sucked was two fold. The first was the most important: No existing wiki that I could install on this server could import data from an external source. All the ones that backed onto plain text files I couldn’t – for various reasons – install. All the ones that backed onto a mysql database had data structures six feet deep that I couldn’t hack my way around.

The second reason all wikis suck is the really, really horribly nasty text formatting that has become standard. ‘’‘’this is italic’‘’’ ‘’‘’‘’‘’this is bold’‘’‘’‘’’ is a little too baroque, verbose, and nasty for my liking.

This weekend, my project was to play around with PEAR (The PHP equivlient of CPAN, crossed with apt-get. It rocks), for which I needed a project. Plus, Dean Allen has just released Textile 2 beta, the best text-formatting library for PHP (and now perl) bar none. Aha, I thought. This will solve several problems.

So, this afternoon about 16:00 I started coding my own Wikilike, and now at 1am, I’ve finished the first cut. It uses textile for formatting, it does Wikilike things, and it backs on to the Aquarionics User System (currently only used for Forever, so if you had an account on Forever at about 8pm this evening – when I copied the database locally – you have an account on the Wiki. I haven’t gotten around to writing an account creation system for the wiki locally yet, so you’ll have to be anonymous if you don’t).

The current Wiki is up on my local server, it inherantly supports mulitple wiki’s per server, but I’ve still got to put in the really cool bits, like the XML-RPC interface, the ability for admins to lock pages, and stuff.

And the name? Well, it was done quickly (A Qwiki), it’s mine (Aq Wiki) and it’s slightly sick (Aqw Iki)

But it’s there, it’s working, and since I’m working in the morning, I’d better head to bed…