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Monday 11th March 2002

Tests

Fassands of 'em. They littered my journal for ages, so I put them all here...

(Note: Many of the links to the tests - particually towards the end - are now 404ing because the test no longer exists, this is part of the ebbing and flowing of the net, sorry)

You scored as Neo, the "One". Neo is the computer hacker-turned-Messiah of the Matrix. He leads a small group of human rebels against the technology that controls them. Neo doubts his ability to lead but doesn't want to disappoint his friends. His goal is for a world where all men know the Truth and are free from the bonds of the Matrix.

Neo, the "One"

71%

The Terminator

63%

Lara Croft

54%

Captain Jack Sparrow

50%

The Amazing Spider-Man

50%

Batman, the Dark Knight

50%

William Wallace

46%

Indiana Jones

46%

Maximus

46%

El Zorro

38%

James Bond, Agent 007

38%

Which Action Hero Would You Be? v. 2.0
created with QuizFarm.com

Note, Contary to most of these tests instructions, I've put the images on *this* server, partly to save them from an awful lot of bandwidth costs, mostly so that when the pages start 404ing I still have them here. Some of the links below will be broken (Due to other people *not* hosting the images locally and the site being shut down)

Vetinari!!
Discworld: Which Ankh-Morpork City Watch Character are YOU?

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i am an indie snob!

How indie are you? test by ridethefader
You're just too cool for school, aren't you? You're pretty narrow minded and opinionated with regards to music (and probably most other things as well). But you're allowed to be, because you really are better than everyone else. You take pride in obscurity. You probably prefer vinyl too, you elitist bitch.

Buffy Tests


Standing In The Way....

Which Buffy Musical Song Are You?
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We Are Amazed!

How Big of a Buffy Fan Are You?
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Normal Fan

How Obsessive Are You Over Buffy?
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You are Restless!

Which Buffy Episode Are You?
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Size?

Click here to find out what size you really are

How Jedi?


:: how jedi are you? ::

Discworld Novelty


Find out which Discworld novelty you are.

Pixies Song

Monkey Gone To Heaven
You're always the one who stands out in a crowd. People look forward to seeing you. You're well dressed, well-mannered, but spontaneous enough that it's very easy for you to make friends. Your interests include the paranormal and government conspiracies, but you also enjoy sitting back and eating a good meal. You probably have a lot of pets that you take care of obsessively.
Which Pixies song are you?

Magic User


Your magical style is Magus.
What type of Magic do you work?. Take the Magical Style Quiz by Paradox

Social Disorder Test

DisorderRating
Paranoid:Low
Schizoid:Low
Schizotypal:Moderate
Antisocial:Low
Borderline:Low
Histrionic:Moderate
Narcissistic:Low
Avoidant:Moderate
Dependent:Low
Obsessive-Compulsive:Low

-- Click Here To Take The Test --

Soul Test

Hasn't anyone ever told you that you're artistic?

Artistic!

Fair enough. Perhaps they haven't. But now that you know, you must become one with your inner self.

Virtues: You look for immense creativity and individuality in people, including yourself. You're not happy with anything less than brilliant, and you focus on being expressive. You value energy, liveliness, and upbeat personalities, but you're not supportive of moodiness when you yourself can be unreliably moody. Seeking activity, you like the bustle of business but need the secluded atmosphere of a studio or private corner.

Aspirations: You feel the need to express your talents, whether it be through writing, drawing, singing, dancing, composing, performing, or photographing. While you strive to ever improve your work, you want to display it as soon as possible when your impatience kicks in. You want to be a prodigy but you might not have the means right at your fingertips. Trust me, do NOT move to New York to do it. Yeesh!

Quirks: Conformists bother you because of their lack of individuality. You're often late or unreliable. You're showy and refuse to share the spotlight. You only tell little white lies. You worm your way into the hearts of others, but be careful; some people despise the show-offs.

Factors: Surround yourself with activity and you'll always have material to work with. Involve friends and family in your projects so they don't feel like envious outsiders.

Future: Show business or not, you'll settle down happily if you're among those who appreciate your natural talents and desire to perform. Don't stay in one place too long, and don't be too hasty in defining your relationships. Who are you to judge what only time will tell?

17

I act like I'm 17.
This test was brought to you by Melissa - No, really.... Take it here.

Jellybean

What Jelly Belly flavor are you? I'm -

Find your flavor here

Person Similer Complimentary Anejo 94% 97% James 90% 91% Samantha Straus 98% 99% rachel 97% 98%

Complimentary

Along the top is who took the test, so in the Aquarion(x)/Anejo(y), it was me, and in James(x)/Rachel(y), it was James, kay?
X Aquarion Anejo James Samantha rachel
Aq X
Anejo 97% X
James 91% 88% X
Sam 99% X
Rachel 98% 88% 89% 98% X
Compare


What Star Trek: The Next Generation character are you?

a freaking cool quiz by Devotion

Yuoo ere-a zee Svedeesh Cheff!
Yuoo ere-a a guud cuuk, thuoogh yuoo cun't speek Ingleesh fery vell. Bork Bork Bork!


Which "Natural Wonder" are you?


What Pattern Are You?

So which letter of the alphabet matches YOUR personality, huh?


Victims are tied into you and stretched inch by agonizing inch, until they are either rent limb from limb or they confess. Or hey, maybe both. Not as bad as some people, someone tells you what you want to hear you'll feel better.

What torture would you be?

What is YOUR Highschool label?
Wowie! You are Redensek! You are techy yet cute, and pretty much all around cool. Everyone loves you! You're fun, popular, and can mold yourself to fit right in to any situation.

HOW SHOULD YOU KILL YOUR FIRST/NEXT VICTIM? find out at: slitmyfuckingthroat.cjb.net
(The person who did this test worries me. Seriously)

Which Eddie Izzard are you?

Which Izzard Are You?

Surreal Izzard: You talk bollocks all the time, and don't care who knows it. You are King Pig from Hell, and talk to strange people on buses. Your underwear is consipring against you, and if James Mason was here, he'd have something to say about it. And that something would be WEEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOEEEEEEOOOOOOOOOOOO.

Maths Paper

If I were a Springer-Verlag Graduate Text in Mathematics, I would be Saunders Mac Lane's Categories for the Working Mathematician.

I provide an array of general ideas useful in a wide variety of fields. Starting from foundations, I illuminate the concepts of category, functor, natural transformation, and duality. I then turn to adjoint functors, which provide a description of universal constructions, an analysis of the representation of functors by sets of morphisms, and a means of manipulating direct and inverse limits.

Which Springer GTM would you be? The Springer GTM Test

Mythological Creature


I took the What Mythological Creature Are you? test by !

Anime Artist

Wee! I took the Shounen or Shoujo test, created by peacefulchaos

How Evil?

I am 24% evil.

I try to stay away from evil deeds but succumb to temptation every once in a while. I'm not quite on my way to hell but I certainly have some explaining to do.

Are you evil? find out at Hilowitz.com

Which Labyrinth character?


I'm Sarah!

I'm Sarah. I'm imaginative and creative, though a bit of a brat sometimes. If I use my wits, I'll get what I want. Nobody has power over me!

Take the "Which Labyrinth character are you most like?" quiz by smarmy

What Tarot Card?

Which tarot card are you?

A defintion of the card Fool:
The Fool - External Meaning: Space before a decision or choice is made. A new cycle is about to begin that the seeker will enter inexperienced. New and endless possibilities. Esoteric Meaning: The spirit of Aether. The limitless energy of spirit. Folly. Idea. Energys: Air

What D&D Class are you?

From http://www.students.uiuc.edu/~ellingwd/dndwho/index.html

Lawful Neutral Elf Mage Bard

Alignment:

Lawful Neutral characters believe in the triumph of law and order above all else. It does not matter whether the leader is for good or evil; the leader will be followed, because the order they provide is the most important thing.

Race:

Elves are the eldest of all races, although they are generally a bit smaller than humans. They are generally well-cultured, artistic, easy-going, and because of their long lives, unconcerned with day-to-day activities that other races frequently concern themselves with. Elves are, effectively, immortal, although they can be killed. After a thousand years or so, they simply pass on to the next plane of existance.

Primary Class:

Mages harness the magical energies for their own use. Spells, spell books, and long hours in the library are their loves. While often not physically strong, their mental talents can make up for this.

Secondary Class:

Bards are the entertainers. They sing, dance, and play instruments to make other people happy, and, frequently, make money. They also tend to dabble in magic a bit. Detailed Results:

Alignment:

Lawful Good ----- X (1)
Neutral Good ---- X (1)
Chaotic Good ----  (0)
Lawful Neutral -- XXXX (4)
True Neutral ---- XXX (3)
Chaotic Neutral -  (0)
Lawful Evil ----- X (1)
Neutral Evil ----  (-2)
Chaotic Evil ----  (-2)

Race:

Human ----  (-1)
Half-Elf -  (-2)
Elf ------ XXXX (4)
Halfling -  (-2)
Dwarf ---- XX (2)

Class:

Fighter -  (-8)
Ranger --  (-3)
Paladin -  (-5)
Cleric --  (0)
Mage ---- XXXXXXX (7)
Druid ---  (-3)
Thief ---  (-1)
Bard ---- XXXXXX (6)

Deathboy Test

0% - 10% (Britney)

Oh dear, oh dear.
Far from being a world destroying DeathKiddy, you appear to enjoy kittens, bunnies and boybands.
Not a cloud enters your sky and all is sweetness and light for you.
Fucker.

Take the DeathKiddy Test!

Obscure Website Test

I am most like http://www.eiu.org.

I am a very tongue-in-cheek person. It's often hard to tell if I'm being serious, and I have almost a kinda spooky vibe.
I'm also very inquisitive, and like to question what most take for granted.

The Obscure Website Test

I am most like http://www.eiu.org.

I am a very tongue-in-cheek person. It's often hard to tell if I'm being serious, and I have almost a kinda spooky vibe.
I'm also very inquisitive, and like to question what most take for granted.

The Obscure Website Test

Art Test

If I were a work of art, I would be Leonardo da Vinci's Mona Lisa.

I am extremely popular and widely known. Although unassuming and unpretentious, my enigmatic smile has charmed millions. I am a mystery, able to be appreciated from afar, but ultimately unknowable and thus intriguing.

Which work of art would you be? The Art Test

The Cat Test



Take the What Cat Are You? test by webkin!

Which LOTR Charactor would I be?

Gandalf

Gandalf the Grey

If I were a character in The Lord of the Rings, I would be Gandalf, Wizard, a guardian against the Dark Lord.

In the movie, I am played by Ian McKellen.

Who would you be?
Zovakware Lord of the Rings Test with Perseus Web Survey Software

...Autobots...

If I was an Autobot, I'd be:
Click to see what Autobot you could be!
Take the Transformers personality test at android5.com!

..reservoir dogs villian...

...evil criminals...

Which Evil Criminal are You?

...James Bond villian...

If I was a James Bond villain, I would be Auric Goldfinger.

I enjoy golf, gold, and bisecting people with industrial lasers.

I am played by Gert Fr?be in Goldfinger.

Who would you be? James Bond Villain Personality Test

...even afflictions...


Take the Affliction Test Today!

...and even bloody Quake villians.

I'm A Knight! Take the 'What Quake monster am I?' test!

...to robots. Does anyone else think this is enough now?

Click here to find out what robot you really are

Not quite. Post Modernism!

Which Online Test are you?

[If I were an online test, I would be The Lord of the Rings Character Test]

I'm The Lord of the Rings Character Test!

I like to think that everyone is really a character in my strange fictional world - I don't care if no-one outside it has a clue what I'm on about.

Click here to find out which test you are!

Updated 2002-02-21, Izzard, Maths, Mythological Creature, Anime, Evil, D&D, Tarot and Labyrinth tests uploaded

And updated again 2002-03-20 with Muppet, Wonder, Pattern, Letter, Torture, Label, Font, and First Victim tests. All these are Cat's fault.

And again, same day, with the Trek test

And yet again (2002-06-03) with the Simple Minds things

And again, (2002-06-11) with the Age and Soul tests

Today (2002-06-15) we update with the Disorder Test, Magical Test, Discworld Novelty Test, and Pixies Song tests

And once again today (2003-02-13) with the Buffy and OS tests, and with the new pictures.

2003-03-10 with the Indie test

2003-10-20, Discworld test

2005-11-04, Hero Test

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Wednesday 24th July 2002

Home News

Bricks and wood almost trip up train on the Paddock Wood to Strood Line

ie, near where I used to live. Yay.


Panicking In Morse Code

Linux 2.5 will Panic in Morse Code

Because you might be trapped in a cell terrified of Van Eck Phreaking, trying to extact useful data from a set of encrypted 1940s punch cards encoded into text form.

Or something

Words cannot express how much this news pleases me. Firstly, it means that there are still people hacking the kernel who are not trying to use it for a political point (The recent debarcle about the non-gpl included firmware binaries springs readily to mind), and of course those people who can read morse will be able to tell when their monitor-less server panics, and why.

Asuming it has a keyboard attached.

As someone commented in the linked doc, it would be more useful if it did this with the power or hard-drive light...

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Corinne:

2002-07-23 23:00 22 hrs after the Original Article

Horrid, horrid spiders. ewewewew get them away from me makes gesture of a cross

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Thursday 25th July 2002

Anything on the Net

Truth that you can find anything in blogland, whilst looking at a "recently updated" list on blo.gs, I was intrigued to find the Diary of a porn publisher. (Warning, you probably don't want to go there on a uni connection. Or a work connection. Or any kind of connection that is monitored, in fact).

Faintly disturbing, but interesting too...


KPMG Over Content

KPMG, reports Simon have a horribly designed website that breaks in Mozilla (Which I can't run at the moment. Apparently "The procedure entry point GlobalLock could not be located in the dynamic link library KERNAL32.DLL", which I'm getting every time I try to start a new program Love Win2k, Love Win2k...). KPMG, I thought, the name sounds familier, so I searched my MP3 list, and low and behold...

I remembered KPMG's Corperate Anthem, plus Jungle Mix of same, entered blogspace last year for a few days before being shut-down due to bandwidth problems. It's back, go see. Download. Be scared.

Now, time to google for that error. No, scrub that. Time to reboot my computer, which fixes the problem, and then google for the error...


All this was fields

Salon have a a deal with Radio. I've now been blogging for a couple of years, and watching these things come up has been... interesting. Facinating, even. And I'm still not moving to Moveable Type, damnit. I like my system :-)


Butterfly

Lets go wandering...

Starting with part of Aquarionics' description tags, we get Home Made Trebuchets, and from there to Hangover Cures and from there onto rusting keys and via GlassDog to a nice Domain Searching toy to Pseudogeek.com (I Am Not A Geek) which aims to be a comprehensive guide to all bands ever. It currently contains Status Quo and Jamiroquai, so it's off to a good start...

But it also links to a band called Amor, which in turn wanders to The Davey Brothers, a site with far more enthusiasm than nice design (AND LOTS AND LOTS OF CAPITAL LETTERS SO YOU DON'T GET CONFUSED)

The original aim was to take this back round into blogland, do loads of stuff about other people's blogs, and then circle back around to Aquarionics by any means possible, but I got distracted about fifteen sites back (although it's only seven links in the final draft) and I'm still reading the archives of Lance Arthur's weblog at GlassDog which stopped last year, because it's good, and wellwritten. It also makes quite a few points as to why Aquarionics is going more weblog than diary, although I doubt I'll eradicate the diary completely.

Oh, something because people have asked. To just get the diary (ie, About Aquarion) bits, add "?filter=Aquarionics" to the URL. That's http://www.aquarionics.com?filter=Aquarionics, or just click on any single diary entry and bookmark the URL. Same - but for "weblog" instead of "Aquarionics" - for the pure weblog. There will at some point be a save-settings-type interface. There isn't yet.


None of your lip...

Don't Stick Bits Of Your Body Into Old-Style Scanners

A lesson for us all, there

Harvested from usenet

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Samantha:

2002-07-24 23:00 19 hrs after the Original Article

How old is an old style computer scanner? Mine is like, 7 years old…sticks face in

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Aquarion:

2002-07-25 23:00 1 day after Samantha

Having thought about this somewhat, I can only consider they mean a sheet feeding scanner. So either the kid has eating problems already, or was onto a losing battle to start with…

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Friday 26th July 2002

Food for legal action

Americans sue fast-food chains

Apparently, people who eat junk food do so because they have been lulled into thinking that deep-fried chicken with extra lard coating and a big sign in it saying "Don't eat this, your heart won't cope" is actually better for you then a diet of fresh lettace and raw carrot.

In fact, the actual story is that some horizontally-enhanced (Um, possible duel meaning there. That's "horizontally-enhanced" as in "fat", rather than "horizontally-enhanced" as in "Busty". Beware kids, political correctness can cause misinterpretation) Americans are suing McBurgerFriedChicKing for making them think junk food was good for them.

Suing for your own stupidity... how... interesting.

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Oliver:

2002-07-25 23:00 12 hrs after the Original Article

Stupidity at its finest :)
next they’ll be sueing people for punning (not always a bad idea) :)

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beaneater:

2002-07-26 23:00 12 hrs after the Original Article

I like NTK’s Onion link.

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Sunday 28th July 2002

Fans, Wans and Evil Plans

*Real* Harry Potter fans wouldn't mind waiting for the next book

A war of words in crayon, between kids with short attention spans who belive that the world should ignore Harry Potter because the next one has been in production a long time. Particually of note is the phase:

Real fans stick to what they love. I'm a fan of the band A1, they were off the scene for around six months but they still kept their fans - their true fans anyway.
Six months for A1? And you wonder how these people cope. It makes the four years I've been waiting for the new Space album seem like nothing. But where would the world be without the precocious 11 year olds of the world?

Hacking is illegal

Unless you're a record company.

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beaneater:

2002-07-27 23:00 8 hrs after the Original Article

25 times! Give that kid some more homework, please.

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Itai:

2002-07-27 23:00 0 secs after beaneater

There’s nothing to it; I abhor fandom. I’ve a brother who constantly reads and re-reads his favorite fantasy series, i.e. The Wheel of Lance, Dragon Time and whatnot. I wouldn’t have minded, given that one’s bound to forget the first book in any given series once he has reached the last (fantasy books are bought by the ton); thing is, having read some of the aforementioned books, I cannot but reach an obvious conclusion: the entire series, the various series, are simply reprints of THE SAME BOOK.

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Wednesday 31st July 2002

MLP

So, Manic Miner then. It came up on IRC, so a few nice and friendly links, like the original author's frankly terrifying home site, or the authenic version of Manic Miner for Windows 95, but the purists will always go back to the original versions.

Don't like Manic Miner? Play online Where's Wally (Thanks to Bevier for the link, Requires Flash)

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gilmae:

2002-07-30 23:00 2 hrs after the Original Article

I just played the Win 95 version, like the masochist I am…the jumping sound reminds me of the sound they played with the Six Million Dollar Man was jumping.

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Sarabian:

2002-07-30 23:00 2 hrs after the Original Article

Just installed the game to check if the music really was as I remembered. GAAAAAAAAFHGG

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Sarabian:

2002-07-30 23:00 0 secs after Themself

I can’t stop whistling it now.
It’s get you Aquarion, I’ll get you. :)

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Monday 5th August 2002

Atch tea tea pea colon slash slash dot...

While I was at Aquarius' house he got Slashdotted. Neat.

Zeldman and Slashdot in the same week, damn him

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Aquarius:

2002-08-05 23:00 4 hrs after the Original Article

Yeah, however, it completely battered angel and took all the websites down ;) Price of fame, heh heh.

All things considered, I think I’d rather it hadn’t happened. Zeldman was good, though :)

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Tuesday 6th August 2002

Comprehend.

Janis Ian's Napster Thing, Article Three: Fallout.

Read. Understand. Send to the record companies.

Via pol on #afp


Keep In Touch

From Caveat Lector

I emailed her my blog URL. The nice thing about this is that next time we won’t have to waste all the tedious time it takes to “catch up” and can instead talk about books and games and cats and memories and all that kind of good stuff.

Because she’ll know what I’ve been up to. She can read it in my archives. If she’s crazy enough, she can look in on me almost every day. Multiply that by a lot of old friends (and even some family), and it’s a considerable saving in tedious “catching up” time.

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Wednesday 7th August 2002

International court of Copy Rights.

A followup to a couple of microblogs I posted a little while ago. The Internet Debarcle (WYWOS: Janis Ian posted two articles about now Napsterlikes weren't really so bad, and were A Good Thing. Janis being a music artist herself, her article got a little more publicity than mine. She has also posted a second article, with some helpful suggestions) was a direct result of the American entertainment industry's proposal that they should be allowed to hack into any computer they belived was holding copyrighted material. The strength of this was rapidly pounced upon, not least by the big copyright holders who wanted to make sure it was only *us* who could do it...

The results of it? Well, my private network contains copyrighted material, much of it ripped from CD, more bought legally from Game and Electronics Boutique, and how they tell the difference until afterwards has yet to be explained. Then you get into the legal bits, like movie execs not being allowed to leave the country, because (Unless .gov.uk/.gov.eu follow .gov)

In other news, I've lifted something from Eric's book so that the acronym tag in HTML is actually useful, as you may have noticed. Now all I have to do is to remember to put tags around things like HTML, WWW and Ěpistǔla.

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Aquarius:

2002-08-07 23:00 6 hrs after the Original Article

I ought to briefly note that you lifted it from Eric Meyer on CSS, not CSS: TDG. But that would be shameful pedantry, so I won’t. ;-)

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Friday 9th August 2002

Power to the sockets

According to the world's smallest political quiz (via Kryogenix) I'm a Left-Liberal.

Left-Liberals prefer self-government in personal matters and central decision-making on economics. They want government to serve the disadvantaged in the name of fairness. Leftists tolerate social diversity, but work for economic equality.

So that's all right then.

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purplepanda:

2002-08-16 23:00 1 wk after the Original Article

You mean I’m not the only one? ;)

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Saturday 10th August 2002

See shells, C shells, on the site floor...

So, ccooke - my friend, my housemate, and coder of many scary things - and I had this bet.

It started with him wanting to start an online diary, and me offering him an account here, very much like LoneCat has, and him deciding that he would prefer to write his own engine.

At this point, I made with the hollow laughing noises, and put forth the view that this would never get finished, and he would spend forever playing with it, and it would never go online as a diary engine.

After about a week, still confident in my apraisal, this was formed into a bet, along with the idea that even if it did go online it wouldn't stay online for a week, reguarlly updated.

Both of these bets I have now lost. ccooke's diary is both online, at http://cus.org.uk/~ccooke/diary, and has been updated for a week now. It is both sick and twisted, although it may not seem so at first glance. Dig a bit and you may see why.

It was not linked to earlier because cc asked me not to, rather than because of some petty attempt to actually win the bet :-)


RIAAlly?

RIAA to appeal Library Of Congress' Decision (Via John Robb via Scripting News, isn't weblogging wonderful?)

WYWOS: The RIAA don't like the current trend of internet music, because they see it as threatening their classic revenue model. Having suceeded in killing Napster and Audiogalaxy, they are attempting to stop (or at least, demand *heavy* licence fees for) all transmission of music over the Internet by a series of lawsuits intended to establish precendents when they win.

The appeal centres around the misguided reading of the record by the Librarian of Congress, because Yahoo! put forth a self-serving testimony because...

Yahoo testified in the CARP for one reason, and one reason only -- to lower the rate that would be paid for Internet-only transmissions, Yahoo!’s principal business.

Yup. Yahoo.com, the world's second most popular search engine, is really in the music business. I wonder if anyone can get them to read Janis Ian's articles?


'Wow indeed,' said Professor Blue Smush DinoBaby

Tales of the Plush Cthulhu

ccooke (My Housemate) has a plush Cthulhu. I think I may start hiding Bagpuss...

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Huw:

2002-08-10 23:00 16 hrs after the Original Article

Not the Bagpuss Kimmi and I gave you as a present!!!

Oi! Cthulhu! No!

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Saturday 31st August 2002

RIAA defacement

The RIAA site was hacked, and replaced with a message of filesharing peace and harmony. Because Attrition.org isn't hosting mirrors anymore, someone else had to do it.

The stories that state that the hackers installed a gnutella client onto the server with instructions to grab - and share - as much as it could have proven depressingly false


Trackback

So I was looking at trackback, Movable Type's "Watch out, I'm talking about you" feature. And I thought... well, why? If someone is linking to me, they are likely to appear in my Referral logs. What is the point of my putting it in? Obviously, there is the Geek Cred feature of having an almost proprietary feature in my home brew weblogging software, but as far as I can tell, the extra effort I'd have to go though every post to a) find out if the blog I link to has trackback, and b) what it's trackback URL is to do so isn't worth my while, I might just as well store the referers and use them.

The obvious argument against this is the shear number of different referrals any blog might conceivably generate where Trackback will always be the same. For example, right now going to another site from here would generate the referrer "http://www.aquarionics.com/index.php", whereas it could equally go from... http://www.aquarionics.com/index.php?id=678, http://www.aquarionics.com/index.php?limit=3, http://www.aquarionics.com/index.php?limit=5, http://www.aquarionics.com/index.php?limit=10, http://www.aquarionics.com/index.php?since=2002-08-01m and that's just from links on this page! None of which, except the first one, will be current in a few months time.

Plus, to support Trackback, I must put what amounts to part of an RSS feed in each post so that Movable Type's Bookmarklet thing can magically know what to do. I don't object to the idea as much as... well, there has to be a better way of doing this. Comments?

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Find Your Happy

The Jellybath. A $20 sachet that turns your bath to Jelly so it remains hot longer.

Ick

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Lupie:

2007-02-05 17:12 4 yrs after the Original Article

YES

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Don't Use XHTML

Ian Hixie explains why XHTML is a bad thing, and expresses most of the reasons I'm sticking with HTML4 in a much better way than I ever have :-)

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gilmae:

2002-09-08 23:00 1 day after the Original Article

My opinion tends to be if XHTML is handled poorly because of bad meta infomation, then not using it is not the way to persuade software developers to improve the meta data. Apparantly it works one way with css, but the opposite with (x)html. I’ll keep using xhtml 1.1 thanks all the same.

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Anonymous:

2002-09-09 23:00 1 day after gilmae

The difference is that CSS fails gracefully, or is designed to at any rate. Senting XHTML as text/xml will result in most browsers (read: IE) displaying it as a seperate type of file. And it /should/ be sent as text/xml, because XHTML doesn’t validate as HTML anymore.

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gilmae:

2002-09-09 23:00 0 secs after Anonymous

IE 5 and 6 doen’t seem to have too much trouble displaying XHTML, nor does Netscape 4.08. I haven’t got copies of Netscap3/IE 3, but i do have Netscape 2 and the only (albeit mine) XHTML site i have tried to view under it worked fine. Does that count as degrading gracefully? To me it does, so if it degrades gracefully, I will keep using it and eventually the mime type issue will be resolved.

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MP:

2002-09-11 23:00 2 days after gilmae

My site is now done in pure XHTML 1.0 Strict. It works gracefully on IE4+, NS4+ (well, apart from one bug in NS6 which appears to be font size related), Opera 5+, Lynx (honest! Doesn’t look as good, but is much better than most sites), Mosaic 1, Cern linemode browser, HotJava… I haven’t tested under Linux yet…

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Peterneko:

2002-09-11 23:00 2 days after the Original Article

So we shouldn’t use new standards because stupid people write crap, invalid code. Er… kay…

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Harvest

Do you remember all those Harvest Festivals when everyone in your class donated a can of beans? Apparently they don't actually like them (Via Mist)

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Mr mist:

2002-09-15 23:00 17 hrs after the Original Article

Heh. It is ridiculous though. The very idea of beggars can be choosers. I’m hungry sir, please spare me some food… so long as it ain’t beans.

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Memeping

Did you know that memepool supports pingback?

Did you know that mozilla's document bar is broken when you have more than one tab? it displays the last loaded document bar for all tabs. This could cause confusion when Aquarion isn't paying much attention and blogs without checking. Aquarion is a moron. News at 11...

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sil:

2002-09-15 23:00 19 hrs after the Original Article

Bummer. That was really exciting for a second ;) Kudos for looking to see if a bug had been filed, although Hixie got there first. :)

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michel v:

2002-09-24 23:00 1 wk after the Original Article

For some reason, I thought ‘Memeping’ would refer to the fact Memepool.com is automatically pinging (ping-spamming) weblogs.com and blo.gs every 20 minutes, even when they don’t have updated.
But, I must be the only one who noticed this ping-spam pattern.

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Do spiders make chutney?

Aquarius dislikes wasps slightly

Scott Andrews also has misgivings

Me? I have no objection to wasps. Nor spiders. Nor daddy long-legs, Nor any insect less than 1% of my mass. I can sort of see why people get upset, because some people just seem to attract insects. Personally, when I hold still while a wasp buzzes around my face they ignore me (unless, as happened on one occasion, the wasp comes behind my glasses. At which point I will close my eyes and murmer to the people who want to kill it to take a few steps backwards). I don't hit them, they ignore me, and go for the person who is jumping up and down and waving arms like a windmill.

Snails, on the other hand, worry me. We have an infestation (there is no other word) of snails. There are almost a hundred of them on the bush that climbs outside our house. They climb up my window and die, baked into snail pie by the late-summer sun. On one occasion one died in the hinges of our front door. It took a couple of minutes to open it the next morning. Outside was a pair of girls with "Jehovah's Witness" written upon them in mental chalk. They had leaflets. They had pink cardicans. They asked me if I wanted to talk to them for a little while.

I told them I'd love to, but the snails were invading and I had to hold them back. Thankyou, though.

They grinned, somewhat fixedly, and left, somewhat confused.

I then went - barefoot - to get the washing in.

And trod - barefoot - on four unseen snails. Every little bit helps

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Sarabian:

2002-09-17 23:00 12 hrs after the Original Article

Wasps, no problem. Now, if Aquarius had talked about horses… :)

I had a girlfriend who loved snails, she had a snail garden.

In my student house we never saw the snails (or possibly slugs) but every morning (or afternoon come to think of it) we’d wake up to the tell tail snail trails all over the house.

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Mole:

2002-09-17 23:00 12 hrs after the Original Article

This is why we keep lots of Saxa Table Salt around. A pet ejog also helps.

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Chocolate

The Chocolate Ritual

I have nothing to say, except...

Our Chocolate, which art in wrappers,
Maya be Thy name.
Thy opening come;
Thou will be eaten
In pubs as Thou art in houses.

Give us this day our daily bar
And forgive our Cadbury's
As we forgive those who Nestle against us
Lead us not into Woolworths
But deliver us to Thorntons

For mine is the cocoa,
The powder and the solid
Forever and ever
All mine.

(By Me, Supermouse, and others)

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Castellan:

2002-09-16 23:00 14 hrs after the Original Article

What?! even the coffee cream? – truly inspired I nearly nosed my coffee, ‘nuf respec’

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Wednesday 18th September 2002

Interesting Weblogs

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gilmae:

2002-09-17 23:00 7 hrs after the Original Article

It is not quite as hot on the surface of the sun as it is at the core of the sun

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Which Blogging Tool?

Last one. Possibly ever.
manila
You are a very conservative and introverted person. You live in your own world and you're not very easy to approach.

Which Blogging Tool Are You?

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Marco:

2002-09-20 23:00 14 hrs after the Original Article

Hmmm… I got that very same one…

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Death.

So, from Aquarius we get the death test, which says I will most likely die of cancer (yay) or possibly a heart attack (joyous) on January 20, 2060 at the age of 78 years old. Other possibilities include...:

>Alien Abduction (13%)
Alcoholism (9%)
Homicide (8%)
Suicide (7%)
Contagious Disease (5%)
Confusion (5%)

And not in Morty the Death's Head at all. Place your bets...


Pong

hixie has released Pingback 1.0. Yay.